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Let's play Career Jeopardy!

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Let's play Career Jeopardy!

Postby Gary » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:00 pm

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Alexis's latest dragon wrangling left her apprentice dragon wrangler in a full body cast. This apprentice dragon wrangler never appeared very intelligent, and landed in his cast after getting punted across the forest when he went to manacle one of the dragon's legs before it was fully tranquilized. However, he cited his injury as Alexis's fault for failing to follow full procedure, and therefore should be paid Workers Comp. There were no witnesses, because no one likes to witness a dragon from that close. Alexis has been called in to present her side of the story, and prove that she followed all procedures for dragon wrangling.

Annie Greywater, who received this case, is being harassed by her boss because the complainant's father happens to be a golfing buddy of her boss. This is the first chance Alexis has been able to come in, but it has been two weeks of the boss constantly hounding her to declare Alexis as at fault, even without the initial interview.
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Re: Let's play Career Jeopardy!

Postby Alexis Fillion » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:59 pm

Alexis had prepared charts and graphs and signed eyewitness accounts of the event. Well, actually, she had one of her many admirers do all that bullshit paperwork for her, and let's say this admirer had a talent of for anal retentiveness because those charts and shit were fucking pristine.

After showing all that shit to Annie, Alexis said in an airy, posh voice, "So you can see... this guy is clearly full of bullshit and shouldn't have been around the dragons in the first fuckin' place."
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Re: Let's play Career Jeopardy!

Postby Annie Greywater » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:15 pm

I wasn't really Alexis' fault that Annie was over this shit last week but she was the one sitting here sooo. . .

"Then why was he allowed around dragons?" There was the indication of an eye roll when she looked up from a chart to the big-boned Aussie.
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Re: Let's play Career Jeopardy!

Postby Alexis Fillion » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:02 pm

Eyeroll and sass came out of Alexis at a power level of over 9000. "I dunno... how do people normally get around dragons when they shouldn't be? He probably smoked someone's pole, duh."
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Re: Let's play Career Jeopardy!

Postby Annie Greywater » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:41 am

Annie stared at her with irritation all over her face. "Do you want me to put that you let him around dragons because he 'smoked pole'?"
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Re: Let's play Career Jeopardy!

Postby Gary » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:13 am

"Not-So" Stupid Cupid

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A poltergeist, garbed as the love-smiting Cupid, has struck you and your partner with an arrow! Roll on the prompts below for the arrows' effects.

1.) You feel the urge to passionately kiss your thread partner.
2.) Liar, liar, pants on fire! Your crotch is aflame and everyone thinks you have Fire Crabs.
3.) Their presence is starting to annoy you, so you start to argue about anything.
4.) You have to get off right now, no matter where you are.
5.) The rhythm is seeping into your bones, and you can't help but start dancing.
6.) There's but a gentle breeze in the air. Oh wait. YOU'RE NAKED.
7.) You’re suddenly wearing chocolate body-paint, whipped cream, edible underwear, and nothing else.
8.) When you talk, only dirty comments spew from your mouth.

#CupidsChokehold #StupidCupid
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Re: Let's play Career Jeopardy!

Postby Alexis Fillion » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:59 pm

4.) You have to get off right now, no matter where you are.


"I didn't let him. I told him to stay the hell away from the dragon. Obviously, it was some admi--." Alexis' sentence cut off sharply and she stiffened as an arrow shot her in the butt. As the shaft disappeared, an irresistible urge spread downwards through her body, and twanged her expression in a hungry look. Her gaze scoured Annie's desk and she picked up a coffee (or tea?) thermos from the top of it. "You're not using this, are you?"
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