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[complete] OH YEAH!

Postby Chadwick Nayar » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:00 pm

The Chad was running.

The Chad could not be stopped.

All around him, screams and squawks and lots of meows (apparently a lot of people had dressed up as cats) mixed with the sound of collapsing brick and his occasional shout of--

"OH YEAH!!!"
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And that's when he broke the wall in Stella's office and burst in.

#CostumesAmok
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Stella Hawthorne » Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:45 am

Stella's office was already struggling to contain her newly eight-foot frame with its cloven hooves and giant horns that had sprouted from her skull, and she whipped around at the interruption, treading on the tail of yet another cat who squealed in outrage and shot out of the hole in the wall that Chad had created.

"WHO DARES ENTER MY DOMAIN?" she boomed, like a mid-80's Tim Curry, but feminine.
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Chadwick Nayar » Mon Nov 07, 2016 10:52 am

His giant bulbous glass body wobbled and sloshed as he did a little white person jig and began pouring out a refreshing glass of Kool-Aid for her, singing:

"Here comes Kool Aid, here comes Kool Aid
Hey, sexy lady, whaddaya say?
Here co--.
"
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Stella Hawthorne » Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:48 am

The new First Lady of Hell grabbed him by the handle and pressed her twisted scarlet face right up to the design printed on the front of his jug. "ARE YOU MAKING A BLOOD OFFERING TO ME?"
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Chadwick Nayar » Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:47 pm

Chad's face was literally :o when she pulled him in, and the liquid sloshed out the top of his head and splattered onto her as he sang in a somewhat more panicked voice, "I'M HERE TO CHASE YOUR THIRST AWAY!"
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Stella Hawthorne » Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:15 am

Her oversized, androgynous body had already burst out of the confines of her human office attire, so Stella wasn't concerned by the red sugar water that spilled onto her. She regarded it speculatively for a moment, before licking a drop from the back of her wrist. "THIS IS ACCEPTABLE," she agreed, and then began to pick him up like she was about to drink the Kool Aid straight from the jug.
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Chadwick Nayar » Tue Nov 29, 2016 10:37 pm

In Chad's brain, this meant she wanted to guzzle down his man juice.

"OH YEAAAAH!" he cried lustily and pumped his fist as she lifted him into the air. A gush of sweet, sweet Kool-Aid poured out of him.
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Stella Hawthorne » Fri Dec 23, 2016 11:29 am

Let's be honest, awkward costumes aside, it probably wouldn't be the first time.

Stella drank. And drank. And drank some more.

As it turned out, her lifelong ascetic crusade against all forms of processed sugar had definitely not prepared her for moderation when tasting it for the first time in about a decade.

The question remained: just how much Kool Aid could a Kool Aid man lose before he was technically just a large jug.
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Chadwick Nayar » Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:02 am

He started feeling woozy about halfway through.


"Oh yeaahhhhhhhhh...." he slurred and promptly passed out.
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Stella Hawthorne » Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:13 am

Quite some time later, Chad woke up in the clinic, having been saved from death by the cessation of whatever anomaly had turned them into their costumes.

He had a rotten headache, his muscles felt watery, and for some reason, his left leg hurt like hell.

Stella was sitting in a seat by his bed looking drained and fidgety, examining a bruise on the underside of her forearm with a sulky frown.
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Chadwick Nayar » Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:42 am

"Babe...," he groaned, his eye cracking open and his skin ashy and sunken in like a vampire. "Baaaabe, last thing I remember is there was this really hot ch--er," he glanced sideways and finished carefully, " cheese(?) sandwich. I mean, uh, what happened?"
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Stella Hawthorne » Fri Dec 30, 2016 6:58 am

At his clumsy attempt to appease her, Stella closed her eyes and muttered, "Merlin give me strength."

After a beat, she looked at him once more. "Something went wrong down in Mysteries and we all got turned into our costumes," she summarised efficiently. "And then you -- why the hell did you dress up as the Kool Aid Man anyway?"
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Chadwick Nayar » Fri Dec 30, 2016 7:40 pm

Recognition flickered in his eyes.

"Ohhh yeeeeaah. Hah." The memory dawned on him. Revelation. Doing a mini-crunch to look over at her, he countered, "Why wouldn't I dress up as the Kool-Aid man? The Kool-Aid man is cool. What did you dress up as?"
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Stella Hawthorne » Tue Jan 03, 2017 11:41 pm

"Satan," she answered, flicking her tail off the floor and into his line of sight. "Obviously."
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Chadwick Nayar » Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:39 pm

"Oh, I though you were a red bull... you know, like the energy drink?" he trailed off casually and tried to hide the minor (minor!) disappointment that she wasn't trying to match costumes with him. :-|
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Stella Hawthorne » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:50 am

She gave him a piercing look. "The only people who drink that trash are the uneducated and the clinically obese."

Tapping her nails against the ridge of one bony knee, she added, "Your leg's fractured, by the way. They're probably going to sign you off tomorrow."
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Chadwick Nayar » Tue Jan 10, 2017 11:32 am

"Fractured?" he echoed dumbly and looked down at himself, suddenly realizing he couldn't feel anything below the navel. "What the--!? How did that happen?"
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Stella Hawthorne » Tue Jan 10, 2017 11:38 am

"Well," she cleared her throat. "When we turned back into our human forms..."

Stella scowled and finished more quietly, "I dropped you."
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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Chadwick Nayar » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:04 pm

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Re: OH YEAH!

Postby Stella Hawthorne » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:09 pm

Her scowl deepened. "Look," she grumbled. "It's not my fault you weigh so much."
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