[complete] Turbo Tits

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[complete] Turbo Tits

Postby Nathan Gravel » Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:54 pm

The death of Lead Auror Hogan Monroe had left what could only be described as a crater on the landscape of their section, already bombed to hell by Vale Vega’s death the year before, and the many ways the younger staff – and a few of the older ones – acted out as a result. Nathan felt as though he’d spent the last couple of years putting out brush fires all over the Ministry, only to find that the world outside was burning too.

It was only just ten o’clock and he’d already been in the office for five hours when he decided a refill was in order and sloped into the break room in search of coffee. The pot was fresh, but the only mug left was the accursed tacky breast-shaped one with the chipped nipple. Nathan glared at it sourly, and sighed.
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Fabian Wentworth » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:11 pm

Mornings never used to be Fabian's thing, he much preferred sleeping late or just lounging in bed with a cigarette till midday. That had all changed since he’d started work at the Ministry, and things there had gone to shit pretty quick. They’d lost two lead Auror’s, which had left the department in a shambles. It didn’t help that some of his colleagues had chosen to use this an excuse to fuck about. He would be the first to admit he may have slept in a little too long on some mornings, mainly Monday’s. But there was no way he’d take it as far as some had. Bloody kids, the lot of them.

This particular morning had started three hours ago, and he was about due a break. As he neared the break room he spotted Nathan standing by the kettle, staring at the last mug. The ugly one. That was the exact reason Fabian brought in his own. He spun back around and retrieved two of his mugs from his desk drawer. They hung from his fingers as he sauntered into the break room, a smirk tugging at his lips. “Here.” He slid them along the counter, before leaning against it and thrusting his hands in his pockets. “Be a pal and pour me one while you’re at it.”
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Nathan Gravel » Mon Mar 06, 2017 8:53 am

He picked up the pot, flicking his finger against the glass in a testing motion, too quick to scald himself on the side of it. "You got a replicating charm on that desk of yours?" he snorted, pouring coffee into both mugs and sloshing a little over the side of his own in haste to get to the caffeine.
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Fabian Wentworth » Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:35 pm

Fabian smirked at the older man beside him, the man he'd grown to respect over the past ten years. He hadn't much liked Nathan to begin with, and was pretty sure Nathan hadn't liked him either. A cocky twenty-something with blood status issues, who was determined not to be mentored by a muggleborn. All that had changed relatively quickly. He couldn't imagine work without Nathan now.

"That's on a need to know basis." Fabian tapped his nose with a finger, before taking a mug and wrapping his hands round it. "Everything good with you?"
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Nathan Gravel » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:21 pm

"Still working on these disappearances at Drake Hall," he told Fabian, taking a long draught of coffee, only a slight wince to the corners of his eyes as he remembered he'd forgotten sugar and turned back to the counter to load a spoon in. The women's prison in Staffordshire had been the site of unusual magical activity over the last few months, and seven prisoners and two guards had gone missing. "The only thing I can think is that a Pandora's Box has taken up residence in there and is eating everyone."
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Fabian Wentworth » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:04 pm

Fabian's mouth made an 'o' shape when Nathan said what he'd been working on, quite glad he wasn't on that case. He couldn't think of anything worse than having to visit a prison full of very angry women. Several prisoners and a few guards were missing, the reason why seemed to have stumped a lot of people.

"That would explain it for sure." Fabian nodded in agreement with the pandoras box theory. He'd only ever dealt with one before, it was fucking weird to say the least. "I can always give you hand if you need a fresh pair of eyes." That was probably the last thing he should offer to do, but he couldn't help wanting to assist in any way possible. He knew what it was like to be stuck on a case.
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Nathan Gravel » Sun Mar 19, 2017 4:00 am

Nathan’s gaze turned speculative. “Actually, yeah, I think I’ll take you up on that,” he agreed, taking a much pleasanter sip of coffee. It was, admittedly, still the cheapest swill the department could get away with buying though. “You free to go check this place out in say, twenty?”
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Fabian Wentworth » Sun Mar 19, 2017 12:22 pm

Fabian swirled his coffee round in his mug, staring into it as if all of lifes answeres were hidden somewhere in the brown ripples. He looked up with raised brows when Nathan took him up on his offer, not expecting it.

"Sure, I could do with getting out of the office for a bit." He nodded, before taking a long swig of drink. It wasn't the best coffee, but it was all the department were allowed. The Ministry was too stingy with money for his liking. "I'll just put away some paperwork." Fabian downed the rest of his drink, already quite pumped at the thought of sticking his teeth into something that didn't involve signing his name four hundred times.
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Nathan Gravel » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:48 am

“Meet you in the Atrium,” Nathan told him by way of farewell, knocking back his own coffee in record time.

Once he’d gathered up his notes, reported the mission to dispatch and their interim boss, and had one of the secretaries knock together a fake muggle police ID badge for Fabian, he grabbed his keys and hopped on the lift upstairs.

“We’ll apparate to the Knave’s Arms pub in Eccleshall; I’ve got a panda car stashed nearby,” Nathan told Fabian as they met by the fountain and held out his ID to him. “Can’t just walk up to the gate, unfortunately.”
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Fabian Wentworth » Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:06 am

Fabian exited the break room and they went their separate ways. He arranged the papers on his desk in some orderly fashion, chucking his quill and ink pot in the top draw haphazardly. He heard glass shattered when he closed it, cringing with a groan. Shit. It would probably be an inky state when he opened it next. Oh well. That wouldn't be today.

After glancing round his space to check it was reasonably tidy, (his version of tidy was a lot less tidy than other peoples) he left for the lift. Upon stepping into the Atrium, he spotted Nathan and fell into step beside him. "Right, sounds good." Fabian took the ID card, giving it a quick look over. Impressive.
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Nathan Gravel » Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:49 am

Since Nathan had been there before, he took Fabian's forearm in a firm grip and apparated them both to the pub as planned. As usual, it was raining outside, but despite the inclement weather, they found a small child staring critically at them as soon as they materialised, from where he was perched at the top of a slide.

"Bollocks," Nathan grumbled, spotting the kid immediately. "Take care of that, would you? I'll go and dig up the car."

He slouched off in the direction of the car park. Nathan's obliviation skills tended to be hamfisted, taking days or even weeks of memories when all he wanted was the last minute of time.
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Fabian Wentworth » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:21 pm

Fabian had never liked side apparition, squeezing his eyes closed when Nathan took his arm. His eyes were still closed when his companion spoke, telling him to sort something. At that, he opened his eyes to see a boy staring at them from the top of a slide. Bloody hell.

"Got it." Fabian smiled sweetly at the child, slipping his wand from his pocket. "You having fun there, little man?" It didn't take long for him to wave his wand and mutter the familiar memory charm. The boy's face went blank and Fabian took the opportunity to walk away. Nathan was in the car park, and Fabian joined him quickly. "Ready when you are."
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Nathan Gravel » Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:31 am

He was just pulling the police car out of its hidden spot behind some bushes (and under a disillusionment charm, of course) when Fabian rejoined him. Leaning over, he pushed open the passenger side door. Metallica blared out of the speakers. "Get in," he grinned, like a teenager with his first Ford Fiesta.
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Fabian Wentworth » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:36 pm

Fabian stood with crossed arms and a smirk plastered on his face at the site of his old mentor in the police car. He could hear the heavy metal before the door was even opened for him.

"What the fuck is that?" His brows furrowed as his backside hit the seat. It was so loud, not like his usual taste in music. The beat was good though. Fabian shut the car door, one hand tapping his thigh along with the beat.
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Nathan Gravel » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:58 am

“Only the best muggle band in the history of the world,” Nathan told him, handing him the CD case and revving the engine, peeling out of the car park at speed. “And put your seatbelt on; we’re supposed to be setting an example.”

Which was somewhat of a misnomer because Nathan drove like someone with only the vaguest idea of how roads worked. Being a wizard really got in the way of certain muggle talents.
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Fabian Wentworth » Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:17 am

Fabian took the case handed to him, staring at the cover. It didn't look particularly nice.

"Metal-licker? What kind of name is that?" He had a very vague idea of what a seatbelt was, and found it by his shoulder relatively quickly. Actually doing it up was another story. It took a good minute to find where it was supposed to go, by which time the car had roared into action. His back was pushed into the seat with force, hands fumbling to finally plug the belt into the thing. "Muggles don't make these things easy, do they?"
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Nathan Gravel » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:57 am

He snorted with veracity at Fabian’s pronunciation, but he decided against correcting him.

The stereo blared For Whom the Bell Tolls somewhat prophetically as Nathan veered across three lanes of traffic without signaling. “Well, yeah, I mean look at how many gears this stupid contraption has,” he pointed out, belatedly ramming it into fifth as the engine whined piteously. “It’s still easier to work than a flying carpet though; those are a bloody nightmare.”

It pinged a outbound thought, and he glanced at Fabian, almost clipping the pavement by taking his eyes off the road. “Here, your family’s old as balls, right? Did you ever have one of those?”
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Fabian Wentworth » Sat Apr 22, 2017 6:42 am

Fabian placed a hand on the dashboard to brace himself, brows furrowed at Nathan's driving. The man was right though, these car things were far more complicated than they needed to be. Flying carpets were definitely not much better. He smiled at the memory of his father and grandfather on the flying carpet that was indeed handed down through his old as balls family.

"We had one, but I never got on it." Fabian shook his head with a frown. "Not a big fan of heights." Heights had been a problem since he fell off his broom in fifth year. "My dad and grandfather used to use it, they were hopeless though. It provided hours of entertainment."
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Nathan Gravel » Thu May 18, 2017 6:57 am

“Well yeah, because how’re you even supposed to steer them?” Nathan wondered. “Just grab a handful of tassels and yank? Is it like a horse? I mean, at least if a horse dumps you you’re probably just going to have a sore ass for a few days, but a carpet in flight sounds like a quick way to bump off your relatives.”

A red light had come on the dashboard indicating a critical lack of fuel, but Nathan didn’t seem to have noticed it.
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Re: Turbo Tits

Postby Fabian Wentworth » Tue Jun 06, 2017 2:24 pm

“Don’t ask me, I have no idea.” Fabian shrugged, unable to remember how his father had steered the damn thing. It just looked dangerous, something he didn’t want to get on, or have anything to do with. He laughed at the comment about bumping off relatives, about to make some remark or other. Instead, a red light caught his eye.

“What’s that?” His finger pointed at it, brows furrowed. “Doesn’t look like a good sorta light.”
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