Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

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Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Sydney Walker » Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:40 pm

You've received a birthday strip-o-gram! (But it's not your birthday...)


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Sydney hurried along into her office, an unidentifiable brown bag in one hand and books clutched in the other. She approached her desk, setting both items down on the recently cleared surface. She pulled out a white plastic bowl of beef udon and deep fried cheesy gyoza – complimentary from a nearby Japanese restaurant. Fairly impressed with her lunch, the tech sat down and emptied the bag of its contents: napkins, a pair of chopsticks, and a bottle of water.

As for the books, she took one and propped it open off to the side so that she may read while eating her lunch.
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Austin Jeong » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:36 pm

Admittedly, Austin probably had better places to be at lunchtime than in the Department of Mysteries, but his ghostbustin' prowess got him access and he was wondering if he could charm one of the pretty female coworkers into dining with him, something with which he'd had moderate success in the past. When the lifts voice sang out "Department of Mysteries," he exited and was surprised to find a rather flappy package follow him, wrapped in red velvet ribbon wings.
He took a left, and the package followed.
So he veered and took another left.
It followed.
Austin paused.
The package, glittery and thin, fluttered and let out a whisper, "'Ey do you uh, know where Ash Barburry sits?"
...Well, I'll be damned.

The room he slid into was rather empty, full of the typical desks and packed cubicles that was custom around the Ministry. Barburry sounded familiar, so Austin waved his hand around the room as if to say 'somewhere around here,' and the package hissed, "Aces, thanks champ." It slid through the air and caught sight of the only person still at their desk, a pretty blonde who seemed thoroughly uninterested. What happened next could be considered one of the most marvelous things Austin had ever seen.

In a sultry tune, backed by an unseen saxophone, the package began to sing, "Haaaappy bir-ir-irthdaaaaay...."

It sauntered, there was really no other way to put it, over to the blonde and unraveled, wings springing open in a spray of silver foil confetti, and unfolded into a figure.
A female figure.
A very TEMPTING female figure, made of red velvet, adorned in a silvery bikini.
"...to youuuuuuu..."
One strap of the bikini slid off its shoulder as it flapped its wings coyly.
"Happy byurrrrrrrrrrururururrrrth deyyyyyy...."


This was the best lunch ever.
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Sydney Walker » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:53 pm

Sydney had been minding her own business when the dancing, transforming present began to perform its number. She watched in mixed horror and shock as confetti fell everywhere; in her hair, on her clothes, and even in her food. “Wait,” it was singing, oh god. Her eyes grew large when she saw it become a scantily clad, red-velvety woman. “Uh, wait – what?”

It wasn’t responding – just singing Happy Birthday. To her.

“It’s not my birthday.”
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Austin Jeong » Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:10 pm

"...to youuuuuuueeeeeeeeueuueueeueuuuuuu"
The Strip-O-Gram seemed not to hear, sidling ever closer and looking over its shoulder, fluttering long lashes that turned into heart confetti, adding further debris to the lunch take-out. With a little butt-shimmy, it pulled down the other bikini strap.

Austin took this moment to get a bit closer, within view of the blonde and with a grin the size of a doorway, he said, "Happy Birthday."

"Happeeeee BURRRRRRRRREEERRRTHHHHHdeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" the figure crooned, bending at the waist and shaking its rump. Then it changed tune something more... modern,
"Happee, happee birthday in a hot bath"

There was twerking.
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Sydney Walker » Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:11 pm

Oh god.

She dived underneath the table, considering her food to be a lost cause at this point. Right now was a do or die situation, and she needed to get out of there. Sydney moved for the exit of the cubicle as she shouted out “IT’S NOT MY BIRTHDAY.”
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Austin Jeong » Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:26 pm

The velvet figure froze mid-step atop Sydney's desk, covering its chest in one arm and dangling the sparkling bikini top in the other.
"You... it's not... what?"

Austin was nearly incapacitated with laughter.

Bikini swinging, the figure leaned down under the desk, "Can't you just pretend it is for a little bit? I got a quota here. Is there another song you want or somethin'?"
It tried to do this sexily.
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Sydney Walker » Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:23 pm

“Oh about no” Sydney said as she crawled tactfully out of her cubicle. In a split second she was back on her feet and making a break for the exit as she grabbed Austin to bring along for the ride. Probably because she thought he was the one who sent her this singing Strip-o-Gram.
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Austin Jeong » Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:56 pm

Austin spun, cackling all the while, "So you're not, um, Ash?"
He was torn. Sexy dancing creature.
Pretty blonde who seemed inexplicably angry?

They spun into an inexplicably waiting elevator.

"You know, it'll just be worse if it follows you out of here. Where people can see."
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Sydney Walker » Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:24 pm

She jammed her finger repetitively against the button, anxious to get the elevator doors to close. “No I’m not, I’m Sydney – maybe next time you could ask” she shot off, biting her bottom lip nervously as she peered at the doorway leading to the office she just vacated.

“I don’t care, I’ll take care of it later” Sydney convinced, mostly herself. She looked over at Austin finally, getting a good look at him. “What are you doing down here anyway?”
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Austin Jeong » Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:42 pm

"Corporate teambuilding?" He grinned at her.
It was enormously amusing to him, but he tried to tone it down.
"I'm Austin. Spirit wrangler. Was wondering if a friend wanted to go to lunch, but they weren't around. So... it isn't your birthday, hm?"

The lift went up, doors closing on a velvet bombshell (now "clothed" again) pleading with the gates.
"Seriously it's not gonna stop, I think."
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Sydney Walker » Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:57 pm

“I’m not going to watch some animated object strip for me, so it’s going to have to deal” Sydney answered, totally disregarding its pleas as she pressed the button to reach the Atrium. “No it’s not, my birthday is in August” she explained. Shit. “I forgot my wallet, dammit. It’s back in the office” she groaned, inwardly smacking herself.
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Austin Jeong » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:43 pm

A ha! How perfect a moment.

"I was going to ask you to lunch anyway. I was bored, and since this, uh..." he didn't have a cute word for it, "Well someone owes you a birthday celebration. A real one."
She was quite attractive.
Austin tapped her elbow, "Come to lunch with me, my treat."
The elevator ascended.
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Sydney Walker » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:55 pm

Sydney looked back over at Austin when he offered to buy her lunch. “You mean it? Thanks, that’s really awesome of you” she smiled. Maybe he wasn’t so bad after all. Plus free lunch.
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Austin Jeong » Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:05 pm

Oh. That went well.

Nice job, self. Austin gave himself a coooool mental high-five.
"I'm Austin, work in Magical Creatures. Spirit Wrangling. But say, what's your favorite place for food around here? And I do mean favorite."
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Re: Lunchtime Shenanigans (Open Thread)

Postby Sydney Walker » Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:55 pm

“Well,” Sydney thought, crossing her arms underneath her chest, “There is this fast food place a couple blocks down from the mall. They serve amazing sandwiches.”
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