[complete] Fresh Meat Grinder

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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Artemis Weaver » Sat May 13, 2017 8:13 pm

Gritting her teeth, Artemis found her balance for a split second and seized the moment to shove off and jump to the next one.
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby twufoo » Sun May 14, 2017 8:48 pm

The next lilypad seemed sturdier than the last, though the one after that was a bit slick with a fine coat of algae on its surface. However, as soon as she landed on it, a volley of three paper planes seemed to dive out of nowhere and were all about to smash into her face.
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Artemis Weaver » Tue May 23, 2017 9:04 pm

She waved her wand and did her best effort at some sort of explosive spell while also trying to catch her balance D:
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby twufoo » Wed May 24, 2017 1:39 pm

The good news is that the spell hit. I'm a crack like the shit of a gun, a ball of flame engulfed all the planes.

The bad news is that they were faster than expected, and so the explosion was dangerously close to her face. Let's just say it's a good thing that her hair was probably drenched in sweat or she might've lost a good chunk of it.
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Artemis Weaver » Fri Jun 02, 2017 7:24 am

She flailed and squawked and began lurching side-to-side as she over-compensated trying to catch her balance.
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Lulu Dominguez » Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:49 pm

Miracle of miracles, Arty managed to regain her balance and stay on the lilypad. The rest of the trip across was fraught with similar close calls, but finally near the end it seemed to get a bit easier.

Afterwards, there were only a few more obstacles left on the course, each just as grueling as the ones before. The final obstacle at the finish line involved running at a full tilt sprint while receiving a few random electrical shocks, an exercise that was supposed to train up your resistance against certain spells and teach you to power through them. Most of the other hitwizards had already finished before them and from behind the finish line, they were hooting and hollering at the stragglers to hurry their asses up.

Lulu rocketed through it as fast as she could and went HRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHH at the first shock, but the second knocked her on her ass with a bzzzzt!FUCK! Laughing deliriously, she pulled herself up, stumbled, and ran across the rest to the finish line.
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Artemis Weaver » Sun Jun 18, 2017 1:58 pm

She was basically on autopilot by the end of it-- pretty sure if she stopped an ounce of forward momentum she would just collapse into a puddle of fizzled muscle and exhaustion.

Thankfully, to counter her crippling fear of small, enclosed spaces and her resounding lack of grace, Art had a fairly high pain tolerance. Not to say that she didn't let out a loud yelp and a punctuating, FUCKING COCKMUNCHER, at the first zap, but she barely stumbled as she grit her way through and finally launched herself over the finish line.

There, finally, she let go of the all-consuming fire of competitive I-have-something-to-prove'ness that had been dragging her sorry ass through the entire course and she collapsed into a trembling, gasping pile on the ground.
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Lulu Dominguez » Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:11 am

Despite how much she wanted to collapse on the ground, Lulu forced herself to stay standing and paced around the grass, her fingers laced behind her head to open her chest as she gulped down deep breaths. When she saw Arty collapsed on the grass, she circled back to her and lightly kicked her leg. "Sack up, Weaver! You gotta do the cool down, or you'll end up even more fucked up and gimpy."
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Artemis Weaver » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:06 am

She tried to push herself up on jell-o arms and legs, "Fuck! I can't fucking--" she got halfway up before she collapsed again then repeated until she was finally on her feet, bent in half with her hands on her knees.
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Lulu Dominguez » Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:17 pm

"C'mon, we ain't sissy aurors here! One foot in front of the other!"
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Artemis Weaver » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:00 pm

"Fuck-- the Au--Aurors." Artemis laughed between gasps as she forced herself to pace.
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Lulu Dominguez » Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:53 am

"Damn straight," muttered, breathless and still reeling from the long trial. Though every inch of her body ached with fatigue, she forced herself not to show it and walked alongside Arty.
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Artemis Weaver » Fri Jun 30, 2017 11:39 am

They walked until Artemis had her breath and didn't feel like dying anymore, though she was sure tomorrow would be a different story, "How often do we do that?"
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Lulu Dominguez » Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:20 pm

The grin Lulu flashed her was half-madness. "Just twice a year for me. But for you, every three months till you graduate training."
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Artemis Weaver » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:17 pm

"Three months?" she wheezed, then thinking better of flopping on the ground in utter dismay, she squared her shoulders and glanced around, "Did anyone keep time for us?"
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Lulu Dominguez » Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:48 pm

"Oh yeah. You think they ain't gonna keep track of that shit?" she laughed, though it lacked its normal bark on account of being tired as fuck. "They'll have it all posted up on some public list of shame."
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Artemis Weaver » Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:01 pm

She groaned slightly but it was also a laugh, "Well, good, I'm going to-- fucking-- beat the shit out of my 'record.'" if you could call it that. :c
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Lulu Dominguez » Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:27 pm

Lulu arched a brow at her. "Do you smoke?"
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Artemis Weaver » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:25 pm

She puffed out her cheeks and shook her head, "Not really."
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Re: Fresh Meat Grinder

Postby Lulu Dominguez » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:23 pm

"Oh, that's good. It'll be a lot easier for you to train up than some of these other pokey-ass slobs." Lulu cocked her head at the obstacle course, where one of the other trainees who spent most of his time chainsmoking and looking like a badass was wheezing and practically crawling his way over the finish line.
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