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Postby Belle » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:40 am

This RP dreams thing is getting out of hand.

Spoiler: Tyrannical Horse RP show
[10/04/2015 16:09:34] Belle: I dreamed that a couple of people staged a coup and turned the board into a horse rp, and for some reason I stayed? so all our characters were horses and they wrote up this massive document about smutting as horses but I didn't understand any of the terms they used and it made me really anxious
[10/04/2015 16:09:40] Belle: and then I woke up
[10/04/2015 16:09:44] Belle: and was like
[10/04/2015 16:09:58] Belle: ...that's ludicrous, I would've just googled
[10/04/2015 16:10:15] Belle: also, no one is turning the ministry into a horse rp
[10/04/2015 16:10:18] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL legit lol
[10/04/2015 16:10:42] Sattaday: I think twu would draw the line somewhere before that
[10/04/2015 16:10:56] Belle: um, considerably before that
[10/04/2015 16:11:20] Sattaday: LOLOLOL yes I think so
[10/04/2015 16:11:46] Belle: so for a couple of seconds after I woke up I was like
[10/04/2015 16:11:53] Belle: ...please tell me this didn't happen
[10/04/2015 16:12:04] Sattaday: I know that feel, it's awful LOLOLOL
[10/04/2015 16:12:50] Belle: well I mean, it's worse when you dream about someone dying or losing your job or failing an exam
[10/04/2015 16:12:52] Belle: but like
[10/04/2015 16:13:07] Belle: lololol this tyrannical horse rp world was so terrible


Spoiler: Pedalo Problems show
[30/04/2015 12:41:11] Belle: Genevieve, Persephone, xavier and conall were on a four man pedalo
[30/04/2015 12:41:52] Belle: They started arguing bc gen was being super dramatic about xavier stealing her lucky pants
[30/04/2015 12:42:21] Belle: She got up to try and like, idk leave? Dive into the water?
[30/04/2015 12:42:53] Belle: But then this giant shark/croc hybrid reared up and bit her head off
[30/04/2015 12:43:08] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 12:43:17] Belle: And everyone was freaking out
[30/04/2015 12:43:27] Belle: And screaming
[30/04/2015 12:43:40] Belle: Conall shrieked like a girl
[30/04/2015 12:43:42] Sattaday: OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 12:44:00] Belle: Then bc he also tried to get up
[30/04/2015 12:44:08] Belle: The pedalo capsized
[30/04/2015 12:44:23] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOL this sounds outrageous
[30/04/2015 12:44:34] Belle: Xavier punched the shark/croc thing IN THE FACE
[30/04/2015 12:44:42] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 12:44:48] Sattaday: Yeeeeesssssssss!!!
[30/04/2015 12:44:50] Belle: but then it ripped his arm off :(
[30/04/2015 12:44:56] Sattaday: Oh noooooooooo LOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 12:45:19] Belle: And Persephone drowned bc conall used her as a flotation device
[30/04/2015 12:45:27] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 12:45:39] Belle: He lost a foot
[30/04/2015 12:45:45] Sattaday: Your RP dreams are the best
[30/04/2015 12:45:51] Belle: Before him and xavier made it to shore
[30/04/2015 12:46:00] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 12:46:34] Belle: And then they used persephone's Spanx to tourniquet their wounds
[30/04/2015 12:46:56] Belle: And shared a cigarette as they watched the shark/croc eat her


Spoiler: Bishop Dance Off show
[30/04/2015 12:56:09] Belle: Okay so the next one
[30/04/2015 12:57:06] Belle: It was that party one in my plotter where you get the mysterious invite and end up at a snowy cabin
[30/04/2015 12:58:21] Belle: And there was like, India, naia, gregor, gwyn, Rupert and dexter
[30/04/2015 12:58:51] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOL OMG what a motley crew that is
[30/04/2015 12:59:03] Belle: First gregor killed Rupert and Dexter and made a sled out of them
[30/04/2015 12:59:18] Sattaday: kjklawrklawnrkalwnrawr LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 12:59:38] Belle: Then he killed gwyn and made her into a tasty stew with naia's help
[30/04/2015 12:59:55] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:00:02] Sattaday: Of COURSE
[30/04/2015 13:00:05] Belle: Literally he was like "she will make a tasty stew" as he was casually murdering her
[30/04/2015 13:00:19] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:00:28] Sattaday: LOLing
[30/04/2015 13:00:43] Belle: Then they ate and India and naia taught him the words to baby got back
[30/04/2015 13:00:53] Sattaday: lkanlawrnwalknr LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:01:04] Sattaday: Um this is the most amazing dream
[30/04/2015 13:01:16] Belle: They had a dance off!
[30/04/2015 13:01:31] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:01:34] Sattaday: a dance off
[30/04/2015 13:01:34] Sattaday: with
[30/04/2015 13:01:36] Sattaday: Gregor
[30/04/2015 13:01:37] Sattaday: Bishop
[30/04/2015 13:01:37] Belle: India won so gregor let her drive the sled
[30/04/2015 13:01:47] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:02:01] Belle: They got a bear to pull it
[30/04/2015 13:02:21] Belle: Turned out to be sully
[30/04/2015 13:02:55] Belle: They got to a town
[30/04/2015 13:02:58] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOL of course it did
[30/04/2015 13:03:16] Belle: Sully changed back and was like omg that's gregor bishop
[30/04/2015 13:03:20] Belle: Run away
[30/04/2015 13:03:34] Belle: Gregor got mad that he was being impugned
[30/04/2015 13:03:44] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:04:02] Belle: So he killed sully
[30/04/2015 13:04:20] Belle: And then they called Diego to come get them
[30/04/2015 13:04:30] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:04:58] Belle: And India was like, don't talk mean about gregor he'll make you into a poncho or something
[30/04/2015 13:05:08] Sattaday: lknhkljlk;earm;lawrmawlrwa
[30/04/2015 13:05:11] Belle: So Diego was like ok
[30/04/2015 13:05:27] Belle: They got back to the mews
[30/04/2015 13:05:46] Belle: Had some tea
[30/04/2015 13:06:06] Belle: Gregor was like btw I enjoy dancing w/ you
[30/04/2015 13:06:15] Belle: Pls come live at the hollows
[30/04/2015 13:06:21] Belle: So they did
[30/04/2015 13:06:32] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL GOD
[30/04/2015 13:06:34] Sattaday: lOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:06:41] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:07:44] Sattaday: This is
[30/04/2015 13:07:46] Sattaday: so hilarious
[30/04/2015 13:08:55] Belle: Lolol right? I woke up like
[30/04/2015 13:08:58] Belle: Awwwww


Spoiler: Spirit Quest show
[30/04/2015 13:13:06] Belle: Also last dream
[30/04/2015 13:13:08] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:13:19] Belle: Simon was a hacker
[30/04/2015 13:13:33] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOL Whut
[30/04/2015 13:13:44] Belle: He hacked into caleb's phone somehow
[30/04/2015 13:13:56] Belle: To steal his dirty talk ideas
[30/04/2015 13:14:14] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:14:19] Belle: But got mad when they were in gringo???
[30/04/2015 13:14:39] Belle: Idk that was a language in this dream
[30/04/2015 13:15:03] Belle: Bc he wanted to chat up a mermaid
[30/04/2015 13:15:05] Sattaday: Gawrkanwrlawnrwla
[30/04/2015 13:15:40] Sattaday: kawnrknwarknwaknrwaklnra
[30/04/2015 13:16:08] Belle: Except she didn't like him bc he'd killed her sister and made her into a decorative figurehead for his yacht
[30/04/2015 13:16:18] Sattaday: cheating on nico!
[30/04/2015 13:16:22] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:16:40] Belle: So he went to xara like, what do I do
[30/04/2015 13:16:52] Belle: And she sent him on a spirit quest
[30/04/2015 13:17:00] Sattaday: klkwlnrkawnraklwrnkalwnrkwlanra
[30/04/2015 13:17:51] Belle: Anyway, things happened, he lost his Gucci shoes in a bog and got sexually violated by a pack of wolves
[30/04/2015 13:18:11] Belle: Wrote a diary
[30/04/2015 13:18:17] Sattaday: klawnr.kawlrnrlknawkrnawkrlnwaknrkwalnrlwakn
[30/04/2015 13:18:19] Belle: It was super angsty
[30/04/2015 13:18:19] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:18:20] Sattaday: got
[30/04/2015 13:18:22] Sattaday: sexually
[30/04/2015 13:18:23] Sattaday: violated
[30/04/2015 13:18:26] Sattaday: by a pack
[30/04/2015 13:18:28] Sattaday: of wolves
[30/04/2015 13:18:45] Belle: At the end of his spirit quest
[30/04/2015 13:18:57] Belle: He decided he didn't want the mermaid
[30/04/2015 13:19:35] Belle: So he asked caleb out and then got really rich by publishing his angsty diary
[30/04/2015 13:20:00] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WOW
[30/04/2015 13:20:50] Belle: You know what disturbed me the most about this dream
[30/04/2015 13:21:01] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:21:08] Sattaday: not the sexual wolf violation, I gather?
[30/04/2015 13:21:15] Belle: He did his spirit quest in the forest near my house in Scotland
[30/04/2015 13:21:24] Belle: There are no wild wolves there
[30/04/2015 13:21:30] Sattaday: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[30/04/2015 13:21:34] Belle: I was like, this is inaccurate
[30/04/2015 13:21:41] Sattaday: This is what bothered you? a continuity error?
[30/04/2015 13:21:43] Belle: Yes


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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Steph » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:13 pm

OMG I LEGIT LOL'd so many times I started hyperventilating! OMFGggggggg!!! I was endlessly happy that my characters were in some of your dreams and even more that they died!
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:46 pm

omg these are amazing

like there are so many good parts that i can't even pick just one and i will just end up quoting the entire thing

also, i'm going to run a dreamworld plot and i will just c&p these into my GM posts so everyone knows what happens to their characters
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Niky » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:38 pm

Oh.

Em.

Gee.

I am dying rn
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Steph » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:32 pm

twufoo wrote:also, i'm going to run a dreamworld plot and i will just c&p these into my GM posts so everyone knows what happens to their characters


Good thing Gen is already dead...and Rupert will not be participating cause he doesn't want to be a sled.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Steph » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:37 pm

...who am i kidding, I would totally let Rupert become a sled.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:02 pm

twufoo wrote:also, i'm going to run a dreamworld plot and i will just c&p these into my GM posts so everyone knows what happens to their characters


Lmao tell me which characters to fixate on and I'll probably have dreams about them.

Steph wrote:...who am i kidding, I would totally let Rupert become a sled.


If it's any consolation, that sled had swag :3
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:51 pm

if Rupert were a sled then Gregor would totally put his butt on him. Soooo, Steph would 100% be okay with that, is what I'm thinking :333
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Fri May 01, 2015 8:15 am

So in my latest dream, Shazad, Conall, Alastair and Benjamin were time turned back to ancient China and re-enacted the scene from Mulan where they cross dress to break into the palace and rescue the emperor.

Except the emperor turned out to be Callum Bishop wearing this Chinese guy's skin like a cape, and he threw the boys off the roof of his palace. All seemed lost! But then Benjamin hit him with her slipper and he began to cry about how he just wanted someone to love him and also give him manicures.

But then he patted her butt and she stabbed him and stole his flayed skin cloak. So I guess Benjamin ended up becoming emperor of the Ming Dynasty.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Fri May 01, 2015 8:23 am

Belle wrote:But then Benjamin hit him with her slipper and he began to cry about how he just wanted someone to love him and also give him manicures.


omg, the indignities my characters suffer in your dreams

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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Sat May 02, 2015 1:44 pm

Twu: Belle, you better take that zomg and have awesome dreams about this + ministry characters. WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU


Apparently my brain took Snakes on a Plane, remixed it with Jack and the Beanstalk, Grey's Anatomy, Elder Scrolls Online, and this, and spat out the following monstrosity (kind of incomplete bc it was long and I couldn't remember it all):

Gavi and Rue were, for reasons best known to themselves, both dating Stan Finkleston, but they didn't know about one another -- until they ended up starring in the same medieval fantasy-themed porno (director: Mikkel; main male star: Jacob Black O.O) when they discovered that they both had a toad tattooed on their left buttock. Unimpressed by this betrayal, they teamed up and decided to stage his murder to scare the hell out of him (but not actually kill him), but it went a bit wrong when Gavi forgot to tie the other end of the bungee cord to the bridge they shoved him off, and he ended up falling into a ravine and (presumably) dying.

Some random things happened, Gavi and Rue got married and adopted Charlie except he was a bb Argonian (lizard-type creature), and then Xavier turned up as a NYPD detective working Stan's missing persons case (which was weird bc this took place in England) and they decided they had to kill him too, bc he was onto them.

Rue put together this insane convoluted plot that involved getting him on an aircraft and hiding a bomb in the catering cart, which they somehow managed to pull off, but then her, Gavi and Charlie ended up on the flight bc they didn't get off the plane in time and it took off. Charlie had a tantrum and locked himself in the bathroom to eat some flies and cut himself with his tail spines (he was an emo lizard bb, okay).

Ummm, Shazad was on the plane wearing head-to-toe Ed Hardy and talking about his stock portfolio to Xavier and Niky (who was there in person), both of whom were like, "GTFO, nerd," and Niky stole his Ed Hardy baseball cap.

So there's this bomb in the catering cart. Rue and Gavi are freaking out, and they decide to sneak the cart into the hold by pushing it down this trapdoor thing. It explodes as planned, blowing a massive hole in the plane's hold. Niky throws up in Shazad's baseball cap, and he cries as the plane crashes into some jungle somewhere between...idk, presumably London and New York???

The survivors of the plane crash, sans various body parts (Charlie lost his tail, Niky lost both her middle fingers??? Xavier lost his arm -- again) start trekking through the jungle trying to get to civilisation. They trade Shazad as a slave to a tribe in exchange for a couple of spears and manage to catch a marmot for dinner. Gavi says it tastes like werewolf meat -- no one asks how she knows.

After a couple of days of this, they find a giant tree growing up out of the ground and stretching into the clouds. Xavier makes them climb it bc it's obviously fate, and no one thinks to argue. As they're climbing, Rue takes the opportunity to shove him off the tree and he dies in the fall.

When they reach the top, they find themselves in a weird kind of cloud land, which is when things get a bit hazy for me. I remember that it was supposed to be a metaphor for heaven and they discover that Stan is the ruler there. He sentences Rue and Gavi to purgatory (which turns out to be making really crappy pornos with Mikkel as the lead star for all eternity), promotes Xavier to his second in command, and keeps Niky as his financial adviser??? Also, Shazad - who has become leader of the tribe he was sold to and is worshipped as the god Ed Hardy - finds emolizard!Charlie and adopts him.

I think everyone probably died in the plane crash though >.>
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Sat May 02, 2015 2:01 pm

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:53 pm
omg i'm reading through belle's new dream

Stefany • Sat May 02, 2015 2:53 pm
Poor Neve.. kidnapped... I have no idea what's happening to my girl haha

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:53 pm
and i'm 1 paragraph in and dying already

Belle • Sat May 02, 2015 2:54 pm
man, it was messed up

Stefany • Sat May 02, 2015 2:54 pm
No dying Twu!

Niky • Sat May 02, 2015 2:54 pm
omg YES I'm reading it and laughing so hard

Niky • Sat May 02, 2015 2:54 pm
Rue and Gavi bffs in porn *high five*

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:55 pm
omg the toad on the buttock and accidentally killing stan

Belle • Sat May 02, 2015 2:55 pm
lmao poor stan

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:55 pm
emo charlie and shazad in ed hardy UGHHH LOLOL

Niky • Sat May 02, 2015 2:55 pm
omg I was there in person lol

Niky • Sat May 02, 2015 2:55 pm
invading ppls dreams

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:56 pm
OMGGG YOU THREW UP IN SHAZAD'S ED HARDY CAP

Belle • Sat May 02, 2015 2:56 pm
lolol losing your middle fingers tho

Niky • Sat May 02, 2015 2:56 pm
aw man, I need my middle fingers >:c

Niky • Sat May 02, 2015 2:56 pm
god this is the best dream ever

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:57 pm
lmaoooo @ shazad being sold as a slave and xavier's death

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:57 pm
this dream is all about girl power

Belle • Sat May 02, 2015 2:57 pm
lolol well >.>

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:57 pm
oh wait i just got to the end

Belle • Sat May 02, 2015 2:57 pm
lmao stan power!

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:57 pm
omg pornos with mikkel for all eternity

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:58 pm
lmaooooooo i'm dying @ shazad's fate and poor fashion choices

Belle • Sat May 02, 2015 2:58 pm
lolol those poor fashion choices made him tribe leader!

Niky • Sat May 02, 2015 2:59 pm
good for something lol

Niky • Sat May 02, 2015 2:59 pm
add a camera to rue's life and pornos with mikkel for eternity is sorta where she's at right now

twufoo • Sat May 02, 2015 2:59 pm
lmao ok, i need to post these quotes into the thread now

Niky • Sat May 02, 2015 3:00 pm
i should just rename her tracker to "pornos with mikkel"

Belle • Sat May 02, 2015 3:00 pm
god. this is what happens when you take a double dose of zomg
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:50 am

I haven't taken my zomg in a while but I had some last night and this is what it gave me:

Conall got really drunk on cheap wine and broke down in a supermarket cheese section, crying about how he wanted a cool girl but all they were interested in were guys like Gandalf with beards and he couldn't grow a beard. Shop security tried to make him leave bc he was "traumatising the gouda" but he wouldn't, so they called the number printed on the name tag inside his shirt collar and Shazad turned up with a tickle me elmo, except he had his fist inside it like a puppet, and he made it talk to Conall and give him kisses, and it was really unsettling.

Finally, Conall stopped crying and they left to go to the beach. Shazad didn't take off the elmo glove the whole time. Eventually, Conall asked why he still had elmo on, and Shazad was like, "Oh, I lost a bet to Nico and she sewed it into my skin, I can never take it off."

So they went to get tacos at TGI Fridays. Alastair was serving them, wearing a snorkel and a hat and one of those pixellated squares over his junk like they have on the sims. When Shazad told him about the elmo, he suggested that they burn it off, so they did.

Underneath, Shazad had seven fingers and his thumb was a tiny hoof.

I remember waking up and thinking, GDI ELIZA, NOT HIM TOO.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Niky » Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:53 am

that dream is both hilarious and deeply unsettling all at once O.o

but "traumatizing the gouda" is the most amazing thing I've ever heard
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Thu Jun 11, 2015 8:20 am

omg i legit loled like 3 times while reading that belle GODDDDDD your dreams have so many hilarious man tears
traumatising the gouda
Shazad fisting Elmo is Con's emergency contact
naked Alastair
Shazad's deformed hand as;dfljas;dlifjas;ldifjas lmao



pytech said this dream in chat and I"m saving it for posterity!
pytech • Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:45 am
So... I had a dream last night. And Niky was in it.

Niky • Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:46 am
ooh was I? Did I do anything embarrassing?

pytech • Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:46 am
You were a driving instructor

Niky • Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:47 am
omg I'm sorry for my students lol

pytech • Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:47 am
And you had to teach the Ministry characters how to drive. All of them. Except, Conall crashes the car, so you got out to scold him, but then somehow rue and mikkel snuck into the back seat and were having sex and then it was Gregor's turn and he didn't want to drive so he blew it up, and then everyone began arguing because some people wanted to learn how to drive and... Just general mayhem ensues.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:30 pm

omg i'm dying



Claira • Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:25 pm
Omg... I think I have more Ministry dreams in my naps vs my actual time sleeping.

Claira • Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:27 pm
Me and my homeboy Conrad were reenacting "Pretty Girls" by Brittney Spears and Iggy Azalea.

Claira • Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:28 pm
And the part were the guys were all gyrating their hips up on Britney in their short shorts it was Conall, Shazad, there was Gregor, Seth, Callum, Sam, etc.

Claira • Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:29 pm
And Rupert was the guy with the nice car and the preppy clothes and pulling his sunglasses down watching all of this.

Claira • Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:30 pm
Conrad was Iggy and I was Brittney lmao. It was so fuckin' weird.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Fri Aug 28, 2015 4:32 am

Zomg struck again:

This time, I was in a building filled with polystyrene cups ranging from giant human-sized ones to regular ones, and I was trying to hide from a pirate wearing clogs that turned out to be Marcus LARPing. He was using echolocation to track me by quoting Hamlet, but it echoed really strangely among the polystyrene and made him sound like an Aussie Sean Connery.

Just as he was about to find my hiding spot, Rue and Arty turned up, lassoed him, and dragged him off (possibly to penjazzle him?? idk). Then I met Shazad under one of the giant cups and we ate cornettos, and he told me his greatest ambition in life was to jinx a theatre production by saying Macbeth three times in a mirror and summoning twu. For some reason, this made perfect sense to me.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby pytech » Fri Aug 28, 2015 6:27 am

Belle wrote:Then I met Shazad under one of the giant cups and we ate cornettos, and he told me his greatest ambition in life was to jinx a theatre production by saying Macbeth three times in a mirror and summoning twu. For some reason, this made perfect sense to me.


It does make perfect sense.

Obviously twu is a Shakespeare loving version of Bloody Mary.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:22 am

lmao finally a dream where shazad does not cry

unlike claira's dream, which also made me lol this morning:

Claira • Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:23 am
Omg had a weird dream last night, thanks to Until Dawn, Supernatural, and Conad lol

Claira • Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:26 am
So at first I legitimately thought I was just laying awake at like 3 in the morning, so I check my phone and I resume to stare at the ceiling only to see... a wendigo! And not just any wendigo, Shazad was a wendigo who was currently screaming at my face

pytech • Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:27 am
Wow.

Claira • Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:28 am
And I was like "really?" And he started to cry and then I come out to find out that he was really upset that Conall replaced him... with Sam Winchester

Belle • Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:31 am
lmaooo conall would never replace him with sam

Claira • Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:33 am
And we sat up together, in my bed, watching Supernatural, with him sobbing about Conall. So then I gave this empowering speech about being an indpendent wendigo who needs no man on his life and he can do whatever and eat whoever

Claira • Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:34 am
Then I apparently decided that my life goal was to give life seminars to Wendigos everywhere
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Liz » Fri Aug 28, 2015 9:24 am

OMFG XD

Marcus hearing the term "Hamlet": What's that, some kind of a sandwich? Yeah, I got some meat for that sandwich.
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