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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:30 pm

Short but terrible:

I (somehow?) made a sex tape w/ Nic Cage, and Shazad got his hands on it and decided to show it at his next watch party. Everyone was super critical of my technique, and Conall got really mad that I'd banged Nic, tracked me down, and beat me to death with the sparkly bejewelled horse dildo from Shazad's mantle.

I woke up with a headache :c
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:37 pm

O M G

BEST DREAM EVER A;SDLFKJAS;DLKFJAS D I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby VeNox » Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:40 pm

You know that Nic is a total beast in the sack though. It's always the ones you're like... EH... that surprise you. LOLOLOLOL
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:42 pm

shazad; "god, his balls are probably going 'it's like she doesn't even know we exist :c'"

conall: >:CCCCCCCCCCCC


v, also nic's o-face tho
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:48 pm

Addendum:

mwufoo • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:38 am
lmao did you dream the part wher eyou MADE the sex tape or did it already exist?
Belle • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:39 am
ugh the making part too
Belle • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:39 am
he was dressed in his priest costume, fyi
mwufoo • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:40 am
asd;lkfjas;ldkfja;lsdkjfa;lksdjf;laksdjfal;ksdjfal
mwufoo • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:42 am
lmaooo omg, this is the worst most hilarious dream
mwufoo • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:43 am
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Belle • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:43 am
he was really terrible, i had to do all the work, and he pulled my hair super hard whilst calling me a dirty little slut or something in that awful nasally voice he does
Belle • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:43 am
p sure that was his o-face
mwufoo • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:43 am
laskfjals;dkfjas;ldkjfasdkl;f OMG he's a total creepo
mwufoo • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:43 am
did he do that retarded licking thing???
mwufoo • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:44 am
like he did in face off? i can't remember what it was exactly, only that it was gross
Belle • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:44 am
he licked the side of my face
mwufoo • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:44 am
ewwwwwwwwww
Belle • Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:44 am
right? i have no idea how i got through this badsex
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby VeNox » Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:33 pm

Poor, poor Nic Cage.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:10 am

Lmaooooo don't feel sorry for him, v! I was the one that got murdered with a rhinestone horse dildo >:C

but imagine having that on your headstone >.>
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Niky » Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:07 am

Belle wrote:Lmaooooo don't feel sorry for him, v! I was the one that got murdered with a rhinestone horse dildo >:C

but imagine having that on your headstone >.>


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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:12 am

Niky wrote:That's how I wanna go


p sure that's how rue's going out...
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Niky » Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:13 am

Belle wrote:
Niky wrote:That's how I wanna go


p sure that's how rue's going out...


probably by Conall, too lol
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Niky » Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:13 am

Does that mean you were RUE in that dream?
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:09 am

i am rue. i am the living embodiment of rue and every bad decision she's ever made.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:23 am

Niky wrote:Does that mean you were RUE in that dream?

Omg canon

Sex tape with nic cage is definitely further into rock bottom after the Azkaban/Mikkel fiasco
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Niky » Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:17 am

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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby twufoo » Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:10 am

There was this weird airplane/helicopter thing that was on its way to Alaska and my bf was piloting it. The cockpit was gigantic like a board meeting room, and the actual controls for the plane were basically bicycle pedals and a steering wheel hooked up to helicopter blades on a skeleton frame. It was a super delicate balancing act to pilot this plane, but my bf was an expert so he was at the front pumping the pedals and making all these minor adjustments and stuff.

Lily and Millie were in the cockpit too, and they were lesbian lovers and wouldn't stop talking about the stories about how they met and yerba matte and stuff. Then Claira (who looked like Rose) came in and started talking about this new job offer she had selling home security systems, and this excited my bf so he set the plane on temporary autopilot and gave Claira extensive job interview advice and an insider's look on what would be expected of her on the job. Everyone was really excited for Claira's new job, but they realized she wouldn't make the interview if she was stuck on the plane, so my bf picked up a phone and ordered a jet to come pick her up mid-air. Everyone agreed this was a good idea.

They all went into the passenger cabin (which was full of passengers), and my bf opened the door while everyone braced themselves. WHOOSH, lots of wind. Claira jumped out with a parachute never to be seen again (presumably she landed on the jet?). Lily and Millie were holding on to some seats really tightly when the door snapped shut and the plane rolled twice from depressurization and then stabilized.

Somehow, during all of this my bf disappeared (sucked out of the plane???), so when Lily and Millie returned to the cockpit they realized they had to pilot the plane together but they didn't know how to. They freaked out over the controls together for a few minutes, trying to pedal and turn the wheels and knobs and stuff, but the plane kept slowly descending, so then they decided to go into the passenger cabin and ask if anyone could help them.

Prince happened to be on the plane and came in to help pilot it, but all he did was magically create two giant pool/hot tubs leading up to the controls, with mood music, rolling steam, and literally hundreds of candles surrounding them for sexy mood lighting. Lily thought this would work and started swimming sexily through the pools and up to the cockpit and tried to control the plane again, but it apparently did nothing.

They yelled at Prince, and he tried again by creating even more sexy candles around the pool. This time, when Lily went up to the cockpit, the candles did some chain reaction thing and filled the cockpit with this blue electricity and everyone was excited that it was going to work, except the electricity overloaded the controls, and they literally separated from the plane and went flying off.

By this time, the passengers were completely disgruntled with Lily and Millie and they arrested them at sword point. Millie was fighting them off heroically, and then I think I woke up?
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby pytech » Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:42 am

omg this is beautiful.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:01 am

Oh my GOD

lmaoooooooo Lily swimming sexily through the pools hahahaha this is basically canon

also i feel like your bf was totally in character here lolol did you tell him about it??
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:49 am

Super short:

Nasir and I were making toilet roll wedding dresses, and his was super fancy w/ rosettes and stuff all over it. Then we had to model them in the frozen aisle of a walmart, with Alastair, Shazad, and Lemongrab as judges. Nasir won, and i got this really awful tuna frozen pizza as my runner up prize.
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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Penny » Thu Nov 05, 2015 9:36 am

So, dont judge me......it was a weird night last night (including me pretty much getting engaged YAY ME)

but....dreams

I dreamt that there was a boy that really liked me, and we were in this camp/school thing and we were about to go to dinner together, but then like....this girl from my high school was there who used to bully me and i decided that THEN was a good time to stand up to her and when id finished the camp commander/corporal (becuase apparently he was military) came in and was like "WE ARE UNDER QUARANTEEN....me and my underling went to another facility and brought back a contaminant so now you could all be infected" but then we weren'y infected, so we could go out for dinner, except the boy was REALLY YOUNG like....18/19 and i was all "I CANT LIKE HIM ITS WEIRD"

so they wanted to go to this really hip young casino dinner place, and he was all "Put on some jeans" and im like "I dont own jeans, im old" and then he was like "Right lets go to your room and make you look amazing and then we can go to dinner just the two of us" and gave me cuddles and it was so sweet and confusing, and he was hot.

HERE IS THE MINISTRY BIT (its really short)

The dream changed to Connall, me, the 18 year old boy thing and Shazad in an old folks home. We had to go through it to get to dinner, and we were about to walk out the front door when Shaz was like "Where is conall?" and we went back and he was leaning against the wall making eyes at this really old lady who was knitting. She was just sitting there knitting but there were like.....Loads of people fussing around her and they all looked worried and panicked. There were picutres and diagrams all around and it turned out that the old lady had sat on the chair and there was a bomb in the seat cussion. BUT the bomb squad was like "Its ok....we are going to use this old ladies vagina to take the impact of the bomb, she is from a time different to us, they dont make vagina's like her anymore she will be fine"

And connall was like "DAYUM! I gotta have me some of that old lady, because apparently in this dream connall had a thing for the over 80's. Shazad was looking at him like "What are you doing? IM here" and trying to look amused instead of jealous. Then Conall was like "Dude! If she can take the blast of a bomb, she can take me" and winked at him, and then sidled over all smooth to this bomb vagina lady and was like "Mrs Doherty! Its me! Conall!" and putting on this really aweful irish accent. (she was irish apparently) "Im the boy you used to look after back in ireland, havnt I grown up well" trying to like...seduce this poor lady.

And then i woke up.

And Conall looked like this in the dream.

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Re: RP Dreams!

Postby Belle » Thu Nov 05, 2015 9:46 am

OH MY GOD LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

this dream might be the truth
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