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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Shazad Athari » Sat May 03, 2014 6:00 pm

To Alin:

I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Paisley Crow » Sun May 04, 2014 7:53 pm

To Shazad:

We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go.
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Richard Graham » Tue May 13, 2014 12:29 pm

To Paisley:
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Allain Firell » Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:16 pm

To: Richard

Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you..
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Dot Roscoe » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:30 pm

To Allain:
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.


((That is literally the first one on the site... hahahahahahhahahahaha))
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:00 am

To Dot:
Do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Dot Roscoe » Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:42 am

To Gavi:
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Malcolm Bishop » Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:10 pm

To Gavi:

My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Gavi Colquoit » Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:18 pm

To Mal:

I'm so excited you owled me but I'm way too high to process it
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Shazad Athari » Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:16 pm

To Gavi:
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault


omg OOC CROSSOVER. BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Bianca Bancroft [Charity] » Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:09 pm

To Shazad:

Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Kieran West » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:29 pm

To Bianca:

Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Bianca Bancroft [Charity] » Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:26 am

To Keiran:

Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Shazad Athari » Sat Nov 08, 2014 9:26 am

To Bianca:

Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Imogen Burke » Sat Nov 08, 2014 10:35 am

To Shazad:

Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Gwyndolyn Rivers » Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:17 pm

To Imogen:

He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Cyrus Balis » Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:58 pm

To Gwyndolyn:

He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird.
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Gracie West » Tue Nov 11, 2014 12:21 am

to Cyrus:

No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Carlos Vega » Tue Nov 11, 2014 1:10 am

To Gracie:

I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes.
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Re: Owls From Last night

Postby Astoria Greengrass [Charity] » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:23 am

To Carlos:

It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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