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The Sexual Compendium

Postby From the Desk of the Minister » Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:43 pm

The Sexual Compendium
Written and compiled by twufoo, with contributions from poof, Timo, and smooshiebanana.

This thread contains mostly fanon information about all sex-related spells, objects, and diseases. If you'd like to add any ideas to the compendium, please submit them by replying to this thread.

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Re: The Sexual Compendium

Postby From the Desk of the Minister » Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:45 pm

Spells
The difficulty of each spell is indicated in parenthesis.

Beautego - (Basic) - Makes your skin seem more youthful and blemish-free.

Chastorexum - (Intermediate) - Bind's someone's loins in a chastity enchantment.

Cockulus confectionus - (Basic) - Created and popularized by Witch Weekly's Steaming Sex Tips, this spell creates* a doughnut around the penis. Something about the synergistic combination of erection + doughnut makes this complicated spell simple to cast. Those who are able to cast this spell at an advanced level are able to create fairly tasty doughnuts that can float on the penis without crumbling off. This spell is popular with pranksters, misguided teens, and men craving a quick snack.

*Duplicates a doughnut from a nearby source, instantly summons it and resizes it to fit around an erect penis, thus abiding by Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration.

Congelostrictus - (Basic) - Causes a gelatinous substance to keep squeezing itself together. This spell experienced a surge in popularity following a popular muggle movie and is often used on apple pie, jello, oatmeal, puddings & custards, mashed potatoes, and more. Popular with teens.

Dikkus biggus - (Intermediate) - Embiggens the penis. Compared to priapus augmentus, this spell is easier to cast successfully, but more unpredictable in its result with a miscast rate of approximately 25% even among skilled practitioners. Miscasts produce a variety or results, ranging from immediate flaccidity to turning one's penis into a turnip and other forms of penile trauma.

Disrospecto - (Intermediate) - Disrobes a person instantly.

Flexobraxo - (Advanced) - Allows the person cast on to be able to bend far past their normal flexibility.

Formophallus - (Basic) - Dildo-ifies cylindrical objects. Higher skill levels (intermediate or advanced) are capable of creating more artistically detailed dildos with ridges and veins.

Impello oscillantis - (Basic) - Makes an object thrust back and forth, back and forth....

Incarcerous - (Intermediate) - Creates ropes that tie someone up

Lubrico - (Basic) - Creates lubricant

Lubricatorrens - (Intermediate) - Creates self-replenishing lubricant, water-resistant

Negatio summa - (Intermediate) - Creates a golden cord that can wrap around the penis or abdominal area and denies orgasm. This spell can be resisted by an unwilling target with enough willpower.

(Ocula, Ora) praeliga - (Basic) - Wraps a simple blindfold/gag around someone's eyes/mouth

Perlucida Maxima - (Intermediate) - Turns substances transparent for voyeurs

Priapus augmentus - (Advanced) - Embiggens the penis. Chance of uncontrollable growth, causing pain and/or structural damage that could interfere with proper functioning. It is strongly recommended to have a professional medical healer around when attempting this spell.

Pulsa circumfundo - (Basic) - Causes fabric or any other flexible substance to tighten into a pulsating tube. Most often used on silk, satin, and banana peels. Popular with teens.

Semper erectus - (Intermediate) - Creates erections that do not go away for at least 1 hour. Erectile dysfunction cure and can be use to overcome the refractory period, but does not cure hypesensitivitiy. In cases of an erection lasting 4 hours or more, contact a medical professional immediately.

Shibarido - (Advanced) - Japanese version of an incarcerous spell capable of creating many intricate rope bondage patterns

Summa rapida - (Intermediate) - Causes someone to orgasm. The orgasm is usually low in intensity if the target has not been previously aroused. This spell can be resisted by an unwilling target with enough willpower. Popular among men as a pre-date spell.

Tremula (minima, maxima) - (Basic) - Makes something vibrate

Turgesco - (Basic) - Swells up a limp or flaccid object. Best for balloons, cucumbers, eggplants, flat tires, etc. Not recommended for use on people.

Verpa circumligo - (Basic) - Creates a cockring.

Voyro - (Intermediate) - Allows the caster only to view people through moderately thin walls (less than 2cm width)
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Postby From the Desk of the Minister » Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:47 pm

Potions, Treats, and Balms

Alhambra's Amorous Absorbent - This potion causes any semen deposited within a bodily orifice to cling to the inner space and gradually fade away within 4-10 minutes, leaving behind a pleasant feeling of warmth seeping into the surrounding tissues. The effect lasts roughly 12 hours. This potion may be ingested by both men and women, with the potion affecting either all semen coming from the man, or all semen coming to the woman. A variant exists that extends the effect to the outer skin. This potion has been verified in clinical trials to function in conjunction with Master Blaster Volume Enhancer without negative side effects.

Bertie Bott's Love Gummies- In a (misguided) attempt to capitalize on the bean mania that swept the wizarding world, Bertie Bott's Love Gummies are heart-shaped gummies that come in a shiny golden box and can enhance the flavor of semen & other bodily secretions with literally any flavor. These have become popular as a prank item and are often transfigured to look like regular beans and fed to unsuspecting victims.

Clean as a Whistle Cleansing Solution - This potion has a sterile, soapy smell and taste. When ingested, the potion leaves every orifice completely clean, hygienic, fresh-feeling and ready for sexual use without all the mess and hassle of enemas or douches. Shows results in seconds! Leaves no scent or taste! This potion does not cure diseases. The effect lasts until natural body function mucks up the place. Using the Solution more than once a day is ill-advised, as overuse can lead to stomach aches, burning throat, and belching up soap bubbles.

ConCocktions Flavor Enhancers - A potion that enhances the flavor of semen & other bodily secretions. Comes in the strawberry, cherry, pineapple, marshmallow, nutella, bacon, and many more flavors! There are is a small chance of getting a bad batch of this potion, which can result in some unwanted side effects.

InVibeR - This pulsating orange potion is ingested to give you the sensation of your whole body vibrating. It lasts a long time so it is given with a warning that this may cause extreme orgasmic release with no sign of stopping.

Liquid Endurance - A deep purple potion that allows the drinker to partake of a near endless sexual endurance. This potion may leave the imbiber unable to orgasm.

Lover Butter Rubber/ Usher Gusher Recover - Restores stamina quickly and nearly eliminates the refractory period. This comes in two formulas: the love butter, which is topically applied, and the usher gusher recover, which is a ingested.

Master Blaster Volume Enhancer - A milky, taupe colored potion that increases semen volume up to ten times the normal volume depending on the amount of potion taken. The effects last for 24 hours.

Oral Fixation Breath Mints - Breath mints that enhance oral play in a variety of ways depending on what version is used. One version reduces/eliminates the gag reflex without the icky feeling of numbness. Another version of these mints make your tongue feel cold to other people. Another version makes your tongue induce a light vibration-like sensation on whatever it touches.

Phermonia - A sparkling purple potion that surrounds the target in unviewable pheromones, known to attract the opposite sex of the same species.

Sparkle Dreamjuice - Some people want that perfect moment. This sparkling golden liquid causes just about everything seen to have a pearlescent haze to it, as if in a dreamlike state. It has also been reported to elevate levels of happiness.

Stinging Lotus - This pink liquid heightens sexual arousal significantly. It has been known to induce orgasm in females almost immediately upon imbibing the liquid.

Stinging Lotus Chocolates - A milder version of the above that comes in a box filled with small, yonic, flower shaped chocolates.

Vision Seeking, Sexually Speaking - A mildly citrusy, pink potion that implants a sexual fantasy of epic proportions in the subject's mind for a time based on what they'd sexually like to see.

Water Wading, Dream Sleep Mating - A clear, slightly sweet potion that gives the target wet dreams. Due to its mild sweet taste and colorlessness, it is a popular prank item.
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Postby From the Desk of the Minister » Fri Dec 04, 2015 7:48 pm

Devices

Dual Delights Strap-Ons - Strap on dildos that magically become realistic while in use. These dildos come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and species and have the added benefit of magically stimulating the wearer, allowing both partners to be pleasured simultaneously and at the same pace. Due to the magical stimulation aspect, there are different models for male and female wearers.

Eternalube- Magical lubricant that actually stays on in the shower and won't dry out. Eternalube contains an additional benefit of having an extra ingredient that can protect from many magical STDs. Can be difficult to clean up.

EZ Shibari Ropes - Self-tying ropes that easily create various bondage, suspension, or Japanese bondage knots.

Fantasy Wandpolishers - The wizarding equivalent of fleshlights, with magical extras like being enchanted for warmth, pulsating sensations, self-lubrication, and self-cleaning. As an added bonus, using this item results in one's penis looking extra clean and shiny.

Headgames Every-Gag - A magical gag that can easily transfigure into a variety of gag types, from simple bandages to ball gags, spider gags, bit gags and more.

Love Scented Candles - When lit, these appear to be plain white candles, and have no discernible scent. Once lit however, they gain a mother of pearl sheen, the flame sending up a spiral of smoke. The candle's aroma is different to each person who smells it - namely, it gives off the smells that they find most attractive. This is because each candle contains a small, diluted dose of Amortentia. While it does not act otherwise as an aphrodisiac, it's great for setting the mood. One candle is often enough to fill the room with the aroma.

Pipedreams Fantasy Memories - A popular brand of sexual fantasy memories with enhanced sensitivity during viewing, allowing the user to experience part of the sensations in the memory. These memories can be viewed with a pensieve.

Pole Kats Magical Dildos - A popular brand of magical dildos that are already enchanted for the ultimate, customizable sexual experience. In addition to being able to grow and shrink to just the right size, the surface can morph into smooth, studded, or ribbed varieties, and all dildos are self-lubricating, self-cleaning, and capable of hands-free thrusting. This brand has also branched out into a variety of anal toys as well, including plugs, beads, and prostate stimulators.

Ponytail Plugs - Ponytails refers to a popular line of animal tail butt plugs that are enchanted for realistic swishing effects. The movement of the tail can be controlled by the wearer's clenching actions. This line started out focusing solely on horse hair tails but has since expanded into a number of other lines with various names. However, the "Ponytails" line was the original one and is commonly used as a general term for all such animal tail butt plugs.

Wandoms - Wizarding condoms that come in a variety of great tasting (or less than great tasting) flavors. Barring user error, wandoms are enchanted to be 100% effective magical STD prevention devices with only minor loss in sensitivity.
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Diseases

Burning Ups - A disease that causes high fevers and hallucinations of various items and people on fire.

Dante's Doom - A disease that wastes the body away slowly.

Fire Crabs - Different from the larger fire crabs, these are a magical variety of pubic lice that induce fever, intense itching, and if left untreated can result in first degree burns. They only infect magical people.

Herpakeets - A rare, magical STD that results in the formation of several talking warts in the genital region. Though they aren't painful, they are rather unsightly and had a habit of parroting back anything that had been said in their presence. Any sort of sexual stimulation fuels their growth, and a new flush of them often appears within a few hours of sexual activity. The treatment for Herpakeets is extremely rare and difficult to obtain. One of the treatment's raw ingredients requires "milking" a mooncalf.

Red Boys - A disease that causes fluctuating intense pain in testicles
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