[Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

[Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby twufoo » Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:23 am

THE WEIRD SMUT SHOP

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This shop gives out rewards for weird smut threads. This isn't your garden variety BDSM, threesome, or tender loving anal; we're talking THE WHOLE MAGICAL WORLD OF WEIRD SEX. All participants will receive a reward. You may posterbate/use NPCs for this shop. No fading to black. No rape either because I would feel squicky giving a reward for that. Dreams and AU do not count... there must be real regret involved.

To get your reward, just link to the post where your smut starts (don't make me read through all the stuff before the sex, okay?), and say which type of weird smut reward your thread qualifies for. There following types of weird smut qualify:


1) MONSTER SMUT

Have your character sex up an animagus in animal form, monster, or otherwise unhumanly being for a custom massager. Things that pretty much look human do not count (vampire or human form veela=no, goblin or inferi=yes!).

You can either ask for one of the massagers in stock by color & type or you can request a custom one that fits whatever beast or monster you smutted with, and I will make one for you. If you do not specify which massager type or color you'd like, you will receive a random one.

Red Tentacle Massager Blue Tentacle Massager Green Tentacle Massager Purple Tentacle Massager Pink Tentacle Massager
Pink Horse Massager Black Horse Massager Blue Horse Massager Chestnut Horse Massager Zombie Horse Massager
Yellow Goblin Massager Purple Goblin Massager Pink Goblin Massager Green Goblin Massager



2) SEX CHANGE SMUT

Have your character temporarily switch sexes somehow and then smut someone up for one of the following rewards. You will be given whichever apron corresponds to what your character was during the smut.

Sexy Man Apron Sexy Woman Apron



3) FANFIC REWARDS

Have your character either write a standalone smutty slash fic and post it on the Internet Forum or RP smut in the Forbidden Fruits RP forum for one of the following rewards. You will be given a reward based on the sex of your character.

Hitachi Magic Wand Massager Strange Nonworking Flashlight


4) COITUS INTERRUPTUS CONSOLATION PRIZE


Feeling blue after your sexy times came to a crashing halt after a threadbomb, either from Trollface McGee or from another special event? Awww, here have a tissue. Everything will be okay.

Tissues and Lotion


***NIC CAGE AS EVERYONE SPECIAL***


Have sex while turned into Nic Cage during the Nic Cage As Everyone Event, and you will qualify for a goblin massager!

Yellow Goblin Massager Purple Goblin Massager Pink Goblin Massager Green Goblin Massager


Spoiler: special halloween event closed show
SPECIAL EVENT: WEIRD HALLOWEEN SMUT


Have your character fuck a corporeal deceased or ghost character as part of the Samhain Plot to earn yourself a limited edition Pumpkin Spice Condom! All thread participants will be eligible for the prize.

Pumpkin Spice Condom


Reply to the Smut Shop thread with this code to claim your pumpkin spice condom.
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Special Halloween Edition Smut: - [url=URL]THREAD TITLE[/url]


Spoiler: codes for twu show
MONSTER
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Oh the humanity!  One of your characters has fucked a beast and earned you a [b]massager[/b] from the [url=http://theministryrpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=95&t=4665]Weird Smut Shop![/url]

[center][imgd=Red Tentacle Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/tentacle-massager-red.png[/imgd] [imgd=Blue Tentacle Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/tentacle-massager-blue.png[/imgd] [imgd=Green Tentacle Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/tentacle-massager-green.png[/imgd] [imgd=Purple Tentacle Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/tentacle-massager-purple.png[/imgd] [imgd=Pink Tentacle Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/tentacle-massager-pink.png[/imgd]
 [imgd=Pink Horse Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/massager-horse-pink.png[/imgd] [imgd=Black Horse Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/massager-horse-black.png[/imgd] [imgd=Blue Horse Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/massager-horse-blue.png[/imgd] [imgd=Chestnut Horse Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/massager-horse-chestnut.png[/imgd] [imgd=Zombie Horse Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/massager-horse-zombie.png[/imgd]
[imgd=Yellow Goblin Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/massager-goblin-yellow.png[/imgd] [imgd=Purple Goblin Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/massager-goblin-purple.png[/imgd] [imgd=Pink Goblin Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/massager-goblin-pink.png[/imgd] [imgd=Green Goblin Massager]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/weapons/massager-goblin-green.png[/imgd][/center]



SEX CHANGE
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Get ur freak on!  One of your characters went on a gender bender and earned you a [b]sexy apron[/b] from the [url=http://theministryrpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=95&t=4665]Weird Smut Shop![/url]

[center][imgd=Sexy Man Apron]http://theministryrpg.com/images/armor/apron-sexyman.png[/imgd] [imgd=Sexy Woman Apron]http://theministryrpg.com/images/armor/apron-sexywoman.png[/imgd][/center]


FANFIC
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[i]I put on my robe and wizard hat.[/i]  One of your characters has written some shamefully delightful smut and earned you [b]something suspicious[b] from the [url=http://theministryrpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=95&t=4665]Weird Smut Shop![/url]

[center][imgd=Hitachi Magic Wand Massager]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/suspicious-massager.png[/imgd] [imgd=Strange Nonworking Flashlight]http://theministryrpg.com/images/armor/fleshlight.png[/imgd] [/center]


HALLOWEEN
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What did we tell you about playing with dead things? One of your characters has fucked a ghost and earned you a [b]pumpkin spice condom[/b] for a [url=http://www.theministryrpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=95&t=4665]Special Halloween Edition Weird Smut Event![/url]
 
[center][imgd=Pumpkin Spice Condom]http://theministryrpg.com/images/consumables/pumpkin-spice-condom.png[/imgd][/center]
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby Belle » Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:44 am

Monster Smut: Animagus Form - Fools Gold
Monster Smut: Animagus Form - Random Splurts

Pink and blue tentacles for me pls :333
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby twufoo » Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:34 pm

Sex Change Smut - Two-Faced
Sex Change Smut - Bewitched
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby poof » Sun Oct 11, 2015 11:27 pm

Monster Smut: Werewolf and Centaur The Saga of the Wolf and The Horse

I'll take a green tentacle, unless you feel like designing something more horse-oriented.

......I may or may not be making more in this series.
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby Sammy » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:05 am

MONSTER SMUT Corporeal Ghost vs Giant Squid in A Dirty Little Ghostie's Night [TW].. She also did a bunch of goblins too in http://theministryrpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&p=116562#p116562, but not sure that counts as a second one.. you can decided.

Can you Red Tentacle Massager me up please? *snicker snicker* If the second one counts, pick one.
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby twufoo » Tue Jan 12, 2016 11:52 pm

Special Halloween Edition Smut: - Fading into view
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby jehboi » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:26 pm

Monster Smut - Simon vs The Tentalator 2000: http://www.theministryrpg.com/viewtopic ... 15#p128012
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby twufoo » Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:41 pm

Monster Smut - Horse Animagus & Unicorn/Person: The Last Unicorn

Black horse massager, duh
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby twufoo » Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:38 pm

Monster Smut - Donkey Animagus form: Random Splurts


ummmm... idk, the zombie or pink horse dong?
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby Belle » Mon Apr 18, 2016 2:06 am

Monster Smut: Animagus Form - The Last Unicorn

(totally forgot about this) black horse massager, ofc :3
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby poof » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:21 pm

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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby poof » Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:24 pm

Sex-Change Smut: Sorry Your Boyfriend Died
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby poof » Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:04 pm

Monster Smut: Anthro Animagus Form - A Land Down Unda [Mid-2003]
Green tentacle please!
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby twufoo » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:45 pm

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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby twufoo » Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:45 pm

The first post has been updated with Nic Cage special event prizes as well as a consolation prize for coitus interruptus!
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Re: [Shop] The Weird Smut Shop

Postby Belle » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:50 pm

Coitus interruptus 1: viewtopic.php?p=116110#p116110
Coitus interruptus 2: viewtopic.php?p=145247#p145247

Nic Cage for a (not) hot minute: viewtopic.php?p=166866#p166866
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