[Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

[Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby twufoo » Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:45 am

TROLLFACE McGEE's
THREADBOMBS


The wizarding world is an unpredictable place, and its resident poltergeists make sure it stays that way. Ageless, timeless, with an indelible love of schadenfreude, these wheeling forces of chaos are here to hex, enrage, and troll your characters. Why? It's all for the lulz.

HOW THIS WORKS:

    In this shop, you will use either Peeves or Trollface McGee to threadbomb other people's ongoing threads.

    Roll or choose one of the prompts from the list below and use it to write up a description for your threadbomb. The prompts are only meant as inspiration. You may adjust their details as needed (ex: have it affect both participants instead of one, have it affect everyone, change around different body parts, elaborate or subtract from it).

    Use the following template for your threadbomb:

    Spoiler: template and code show
    Example template:

    A Wild Poltergeist Appears!


    #TrollfaceMcGee



    YOUR NARRATION HERE




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    [box][center][h]A Wild Poltergeist Appears![/h]
    [ht]htTrollfaceMcGee[/ht][/center]
    [float=left][imgsize=200]http://www.theministryrpg.com/images/game/trollface-big.gif[/imgsize][/float]

    YOUR NARRATION HERE
    [hr]-[/hr][/box]


    Restrictions:

      You may bomb up to 3 threads per week using this shop.

      Threadbombs should typically last 1 post so that the other players aren't waiting around for the bomber to post again. However, you may post more if you can keep up with the pace of the thread.

      All locations and times, including past threads, are open. However, if a thread is part of a plot/event and being actively GMed, please ask the GM first. Otherwise, there is no need to ask. Just bomb away! Remember, this site has an open thread policy as stated in the rules, so everything is fair game.

    Roleplaying Notes:

      Use the name Peeves for Hogwarts threadbombs and Trollface McGee for all other locations.

      Trollface McGee and Peeves are capable of flight, passing through solid objects, invisibility, apparating anywhere inside its home much like a house elf, and can telekinetically affect objects.

      Trollface McGee and Peeves have a semi-physical form, and spells have limited efficacy against it.

      Trollface McGee and Peeves are more likely to feel respect for other troublemakers, though that won't stop it from pranking them.


THREADBOMB PROMPTS:

  1. Your head (or another random body part) has been turned into a giant, talking tentacle.
  2. Your bodies have been switched
  3. Your heads have been switched
  4. One character has suddenly turned into an exact copy of the other one
  5. You've got that rumbling feeling of explosive diahrrea. Quick! Run to the bathroom!
  6. You have been mushed together into Siamese twins
  7. You are being pelted by an avalanche of ????????? items.
  8. Your whole body has started to vibrate very pleasantly as if under the effects of an inViber potion.
  9. Your clothes have been turned invisible.
  10. You've been tied or somehow stuck to the other person.
  11. Your clothes have been switched with the other person in the thread.
  12. You've been slimed with some kind of substance.
  13. You're literally on fire.
  14. You've been drugged by a billywig sting. Or maybe some other drug.
  15. Pop! You've been transfigured into an adorable baby seal or other animal.
  16. You now wearing a giant pedobear (or other embarassing) costume and you can't seem to get it off.
  17. Your wand is suddenly shaped like a giant dildo
  18. A small collection of sex toys suddenly fall out of your clothes, making you look like a pervert. These are geminio'd toys and will disappear within an hour.
  19. You and your thread partner are suddenly trapped in an ebublio jinx.
  20. You've fallen and you can't get up! Literally! A jelly legs jinx has hit you.
  21. You have been hit by stickfast hexes, and anything you're touching is now stuck to you.
  22. You have been hit by a banana-vomiting hex. Every time you open your mouth, a firm, delicious banana falls out of it.
  23. You have suddenly turned into an anthro-form of some kind of animal, possibly your animagus form.
  24. Something near you explodes!
  25. Trollface McGee has guessed the inner monologue written in the past few posts and has decided to repeat the gist of it in a loud, mocking voice for everyone to hear.
  26. Make up your own.

CLAIM YOUR REWARD:

    Post the following form in this thread to claim your reward.

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    [center][size=150][b]TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO[/b][/size][/center]

    [b]Thread Bombed:[/b]  [url=ThreadbombPostURL]Thread title [/url]

LOOT TABLES
Your reward for threadbombing will be rolled from the following loot table using a d100.


01-60
10 GALLEONS

61-90
A random broom
Red Broomstick Orange Broomstick Yellow Broomstick Green Broomstick Blue Broomstick Purple Broomstick Pink BroomstickGray Broomstick

91-100
A random gnome
Enoby Crimsyn Way the Goffick Garden Gnome Melange the Pumpkin Spice Garden Gnome Yarr Kelly the Inappropriate Garden Gnome Sir Edward Tentaclees the Misunderstood Garden Gnome Tobias Blueman the Silent Garden Gnome Indigo Montoya the Avenging Garden Gnome Tittysprinkles McGoo the Pretty Garden Gnome Glansdorff the Gray Garden Gnome


Spoiler: reward codes show
galleons
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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO, you have earned [b]10 Galleons[/b] from [url=http://theministryrpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=95&t=5686]Trollface McGee's Threadbombs![/url]


brooms
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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO, you have earned [b]a broom[/b] from [url=http://theministryrpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=95&t=5686]Trollface McGee's Threadbombs![/url]

[center][imgd=Red Broomstick]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/broom-red.png[/imgd] [imgd=Orange Broomstick]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/broom-orange.png[/imgd] [imgd=Yellow Broomstick]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/broom-yellow.png[/imgd]   [imgd=Green Broomstick]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/broom-green.png[/imgd]  [imgd=Blue Broomstick]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/broom-blue.png[/imgd]  [imgd=Purple Broomstick]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/broom-purple.png[/imgd]  [imgd=Pink Broomstick]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/broom-pink.png[/imgd][imgd=Gray Broomstick]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/broom-gray.png[/imgd]  [/center]


gnomes
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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO, you have earned [b]a gnome[/b] from [url=http://theministryrpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=95&t=5686]Trollface McGee's Threadbombs![/url]

[center][imgd=Enoby Crimsyn Way the Goffick Garden Gnome]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/gnome-red.png[/imgd] [imgd=Melange the Pumpkin Spice Garden Gnome]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/gnome-orange.png[/imgd]  [imgd=Yarr Kelly the Inappropriate Garden Gnome]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/gnome-yellow.png[/imgd]  [imgd=Sir Edward Tentaclees the Misunderstood Garden Gnome]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/gnome-green.png[/imgd]  [imgd=Tobias Blueman the Silent Garden Gnome]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/gnome-blue.png[/imgd]  [imgd=Indigo Montoya the Avenging Garden Gnome]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/gnome-purple.png[/imgd]  [imgd=Tittysprinkles McGoo the Pretty Garden Gnome]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/gnome-pink.png[/imgd] [imgd=Glansdorff the Gray Garden Gnome]http://theministryrpg.com/images/quest/gnome-gray.png[/imgd][/center]


ADD A PROMPT:

    Have an idea for another prompt to add to the list? Reply with this form, adding or deleting prompt bullet points as needed
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    [center][size=150][b]I have an idea![/b][/size][/center]

    [*] Prompt 1
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    [*] Prompt 3


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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby twufoo » Sun Aug 21, 2016 1:04 pm

All threadbombs from this point on will count towards the Trollface Marathon Event!

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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Liz » Sun Aug 21, 2016 1:49 pm

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: What Big Brother Does Best
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby poof » Sun Aug 21, 2016 2:27 pm

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed:Need me.
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby twufoo » Mon Aug 22, 2016 10:41 am

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: You're Nice, Let's Be Friends
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Belle » Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:27 am

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: All the Salt in the Sea
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby pytech » Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:39 am

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Got me looking so crazy right now - 2002
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Niky » Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:03 pm

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Model Student
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby twufoo » Sat Aug 27, 2016 6:25 pm

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Lumberjacking
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby poof » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:44 am

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed:Big Damn Heroes Redux
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Claira » Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:26 am

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Not That Kind of Goblin Party
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby pytech » Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:15 am

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Payday - 2001
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Heather » Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:43 pm

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Bagpipes of Lament
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Jeffrey » Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:28 am

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Turn Your Head and Cough

man I need a new avatar I forgot about the horrifying turkey
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby twufoo » Wed Oct 05, 2016 3:57 pm

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Close Quarters
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Jeffrey » Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:40 am

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Where I Belong
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Morgan » Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:54 pm

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: How to Make Friends
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Morgan » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:52 pm

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: I Want The Right Mix Of Innocence
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Melinda » Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:15 pm

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Running Wild
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Re: [Shop] Trollface McGee's Threadbombs

Postby Masked Mask » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:44 am

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


Thread Bombed: Llamas in Pajamas I'm so sorry, but I couldn't resist.
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